Accurate depiction of how I feel

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
08/14/2014 at 21:12 • Filed to: Let this be a lesson kids

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I went to chipotle. "I'll just get a salad, keep it light"..."eh, I'm a bit hungry. I'll get a bowl"..."I haven't had guac in a while, I'll get some. Skip the chips though"..."but the chips are delicious"....

...what have I done?! This is why I'm fat...


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:16

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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/14/2014 at 21:17

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Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:19

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That happens to me too. Since I started boxing my metabolism has taken a big jump. I get SO hungry. I'll swing by the local excellent taco shop to get a couple of tacos, and end up getting three tacos. Or a burrito and a tostada. Or carne asada fries.

Goddammit, now I'm hungry again. It's a good thing I'm going to the gym tonight..


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:20

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Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra -la - las That's how we laugh the day away, In the Merry Old Land of Oz! :)


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:23

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I know the feel.

My record is 3 bowls.

Try a Quesorito next time. They're amazing!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:23

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Something in their food makes me feel lethargic and weak. I have no idea what preservative or chemical it is, but I can't stand it.

As for gaining weight or being fat, well... let's just say if I was a car, I would get single-digit MPG and idle at around 4000rpm. I can't gain weight at all and if I don't actively try to overeat, I lose weight scary fast.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Saracen
08/14/2014 at 21:24

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I wouldn't feel so bad, but I didn't go to the gym at all this week.

I did fly a 3.5m kite though, that's a freaking workout


Kinja'd!!! Orange Exige > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:36

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Man, I had Chipotle a week ago for dinner with my family but we had a late dinner at like 8pm (on a good, normal routine I like 5:30 dinners) and I had a burrito (one of those newish tofu ones) and I was really full at like 75% done but it was past the point of no return where I couldn't just wrap it for the next day (ok, I could have but I didn't) so I just took the hit and finished the damn thing. And then I had the wise idea to look on the menu and add up the calorie count for all the things in my burrito and came up to 900 I think. That didn't help the feeling which was not too dissimilar from yours. I wasn't even hungry the next morning for breakfast (but I still ate it because routine.).


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:39

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I had Freebirds on Friday.

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > PatBateman
08/14/2014 at 21:47

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love free birds. We actually have one in Wichita, none of my friends understood why I was so excited when it opened


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:50

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They understand now, don't they?


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 21:51

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.......Dammit, now I want Chipotle.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > GhostZ
08/14/2014 at 21:53

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I have a buddy that's like this, I got him on some mass gainer so he could actually put on some muscle and when he cut, he looked like he got muscle implants or something the change was hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 22:02

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Meanwhile, I feel accomplished if I gain a pound or two, immediately lost to the porcelain throne :(


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Jayhawk Jake
08/14/2014 at 22:29

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My wife LOVES Chipotle. A couples hours later I get a text, "I don't feel good."